At the pool

On seeing a four-month old baby in a floating ring, Oliver turns to me and says in a low confessional tone, 'I wanna go in a boat too'.

Oliver and I notice a woman swimming laps in the fast lane.

Oliver: Daddy, what's she wearing?
Me: Well, she's wearing goggles to keep the water out of her eyes so she can see underwater and a cap to keep her hair in place.
Oliver: (somewhat impatiently) What's she wearing on her nipples?
Me: Umm ... a bathing suit, I guess.